Mike Ashley is a Moron

What do you do?

You go to New York City for Fashion Week and spend “$200,000 in (a) club and (order) well over 200 bottles of champagne including Cristal and Dom Perignon – buying a bottle for every patron in the club”, according to an insider for the New York Post. Those patrons weren’t even anyone of note; it was a bunch of D and F-list Hollywood-types, with the possible exception of Deion Sanders. This is just a week and a half or so after you were caught drinking a pint of beer in under 15 seconds in the stands by TV cameras, drawing “words of advice” from Scotland Yard.

If I was a Newcastle fan, I’d simply refuse to attend another home game until this guy sold the club. A stand has to be made here to get this moron out of Newcastle. He is an absolute joke. He is incompetent and shouldn’t own a hardware store, much less a Premiership team. He clearly has no interest in turning Newcastle into a contender anytime soon, which was his stated goal.

What a fool.

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