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The Anglophile’s Guide to British TV

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When I was an impressionable 12-year old, I saw something on Channel 13 that changed my life. A lecherous older man was surrounded by dozens of lovely girls, all of whom had very charming British accents and very short skirts. The man was Benny Hill, of course, and from that moment on I’ve been a devoted aficionado of British TV. Now, thousands of videos, DVDs and PBS shows later, I feel uniquely qualified to tell you what to watch.

Are You ‘Avin a Laugh?

When it comes to comedy, the entire Monty Python oeuvre – the original as well as offshoots like John Cleese’s Fawlty Towers and Michael Palin’s Ripping Yarns – is a must. Blackadder, starring Rowan Atkinson, is also top shelf, mixing witty dialogue with a novel concept (the same characters inhabit different time periods, ranging from the 1600s to World War I). If you only know Atkinson as the mostly silent Mr. Bean, the wicked verbosity of his Blackadder character is sure to surprise. The show also features the future Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) as well as his pal Stephen Fry, a modern-day Oscar Wilde. The duo later worked together on two great comedies: Jeeves & Wooster, based on the much-loved P.G. Wodehouse stories, and A Bit of Fry & Laurie, a highbrow take on Python-style humor.

But the most creative comedy of all appeared in the late 1990s. The bizarre and macabre League of Gentlemen is set in a small village populated with murderous “local shop” owners, cross-dressing taxi drivers and other loonies. The show improved each year, culminating in a final season that devoted each episode to one character (a sad-sack businessman trying to be a stand-up comic, an amateur masseuse who realizes he enjoys the “happy endings” he gives to blindfolded male clients, and more). It was followed by a show very similar in style and content: Little Britain. This extremely funny series features recurring characters such as Daffyd, “the only gay in the village” and Vicky Pollard, the “yes, but no but” girl. All characters are played by the two stars: Matt Lucas, who is gay, Jewish and bald, and David Walliams, who is none of those things.

Also recommended: The Office (BBC version), Extras, Spaced, Peep Show, The Thin Blue Line and Yes, Minister.

The Ever-Popular Murder Mystery

The Brits love their murder mysteries, and can kill off an impressive number of victims in an hour. The best of these is Cracker, starring the very large Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid of Harry Potter fame). He plays Fitz, an alcoholic chain-smoking gambler and brilliant criminal psychologist. The episodes are intense, thought-provoking and gripping … and, at 90 minutes each, they’re more like movies than TV shows. The juxtaposition of Fitz’s disastrous personal life and his amazing insight into other people’s provides excellent drama as well as a few laughs. Other top crime dramas include Touching Evil (featuring the ubiquitous Robson Green), the intense Prime Suspect, the gory Wire in the Blood (with Robson Green; see, I told you he was ubiquitous) and the charming Midsomer Murders, in which an insanely disproportionate number of murders occurs in an idyllic set of country towns.

Also recommended: The Sweeney (watch cops beat the crap out of cockney upstarts), Hetty Wainthropp Investigates, Inspector Morse, Foyle’s War and Rumpole of the Bailey.

And Don’t Forget:

  • Bad Girls – set in a women’s prison!
  • Grafters – another with Robson Green
  • Lovejoy – Deadwood’s Ian McShane with mullet instead of mustache
  • House of Cards – political drama more entertaining than the Dem/Rep bailout fights
  • Tipping the Velvet – for all lovers of 19th century lesbians

Now it’s time to open a can of good British ale, pop in a DVD and get transported to a land of spotted dick, upper class twits, insane shop owners, full frontal nudity and overweight Welsh gays who dress in red plastic and hang out in the local pub. You’ll be glad you did.

Postscript: I’m not a big sci-fi fan, but I love the new Dr. Who, which stars the luscious and lovable Billie Piper. (See video below.) The show is smart, fun and entertaining for adults and kids alike. While you’re ogling yummy Ms. Piper, your offspring can lap up the disgusting monsters and fantastic special effects.

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10 Responses to The Anglophile’s Guide to British TV

  1. brad says:

    no love for Black Books?!?!!!? it’s one of my favorites ;)

  2. PZ says:

    What, no Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em? “Ooh Betty”

    Actually, as this blog is mostly focused on Soccer, does anyone else remember the show Striker? Was just a young kid when it was on but loved it. Took a while to find anything online about it. Storyline is, kid and his father live in a caravan (old school RV, much smaller than the mobile homes you see over here). Kid is a naturally gifted striker but dad doesn’t want him wasting his time with the sport. Turns out dad was a great football who’s career was ended early by an injury and he didn’t want his son to follow in his footsteps. Oh, and there was even an American keeper on the kids team. Ok, enough reminiscing.

  3. Tony says:

    As a Brit living in the US, I do get a kick out American eulogy of British television (and miss my BBC and Channel 4)! I would have to contend any sort of comparison of The League of Gentlemen (Premiership) with Little Britain (Vauxhall Conference) though! If there was just *one* show which I had to recommend to you Septics, it would, unquestionably, be Peep Show. Outstanding. Series 6 is screening this Summer in the UK (fire up your torrent clients!).

    PS. Love this website for TV schedules on the Premiership – great work guys!

  4. The Gaffer says:

    My three personal favorites are The IT Crowd, Peep Show and Are You Being Served? I heard they were making an American version of The IT Crowd (but, after checking Wikipedia, it looks like the American version has been canceled — thank god, really).

    Cheers,
    The Gaffer

  5. Bloomsday says:

    Don’t forget the Granada series of Sherlock Holmes, starring the amazing Jeremy Brett. Watching this series will forever change the way you think of Sherlock Holmes.

  6. TT says:

    For more comedy try Rising Damp or Porridge, doon’t forget the best prog of the nineties This Life.

  7. Brian Zygo says:

    BlackAdder was a true classic. Ashes to Ashes is growing on me.

  8. Charlie says:

    Gotta throw a shout in here for The Young Ones.

  9. Joe Bua says:

    Also, no mention of The IT Crowd, amazingly laugh out loud funny.

    Yes, Doctor Who is brilliant now, everyone, not like you experienced in the 80s. It’s lush and beautifully shot and great for all ages and not just the geekiest of SF geeks.

    And Billie? Exquisite.

  10. Linda says:

    Love the article! I too was introduced to British tv around 12, growing up in the midwest. Mom would let us watch Benny Hill and Monty Python, but not I Love Lucy. Go figure.

    Love Blackadder (Slackbladder) – but you forgot to mention Ab Fab! My favorite is the father’s wake in the house during an art show. Fabulous.

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