One of the Bundesliga’s funner 4-4-2′s.
Near Elder (if word about his back is true)
Ultra Pilates (perhaps, but what about Ultra defending?)
Alarm! Vice! Haggard! (Jol! Agrees! Some!)
Daniel Van Buyten
Banal, Even, Untidy (it’s almost kind, even)
Drip In Cod (and on the field at that – eek!)
Sour Cad Ordeal (Indeed!)
A Bicker Venting Peon (Nice!)
Car Biter Kept (had they kept him longer, they may have won the title)
General Anal Odor (well that’s one way to put his playing style)
I Go Raze, Mom! (yes you do bonito)
Paid Solo Skulk (EERIE!)
This is a fun exercise, but please shame me with better!