Who’s your douche-daddy?
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That’s right Albert!
Angered that notorious douche-weasel, <a>Jens Lehmann</a> had grabbed all the headlines this week with his shoe throwing incident against Salid Salihovic, Albert Streit decided to take matters in his own hands by getting into a <a href="http:\/\/www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/hsv/2009/02/24/albert-streit-und-jerome-boateng/zoff-beim-hsv-training.html">punch up</a> with the non-ghetto Boateng brother, himself a bit of a douche-waffle. 
His plan worked when he got his fellow douche-wad suspended by Martin Jol, who had to break up the douche-off. Streit has long been a controversial figure, who hasn’t been more than a douche-nugget for any team he has played for. He has spent more time promoting himself for the Mannschaft or Series A than providing any modicum of ability to the clubs that have been stupid enough to buy him. 
So in a week where Hamburg should be all smiles as they seem poised to end a 26 year drought, let’s hope that Jol won’t live to regret purchasing the cancer that is Albert Streit. Whether they win or lose the title, I for one want it to be on the pitch and not because they were desperate in January and grabbed the first douche-mcmuffin available.

Streit declares "to hell with Jens, I am the biggest Douche Nozzle in the league" - World Soccer Talk

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