If you’re an England fan, then I will be telling you what you already know, England are in a crisis.
I don’t use the c word very often because in modern day media, a crisis can be anything from a full blown terrorist attack to the local store selling out of bread. The word is used without regard and with no quality control. In fact, in many ways, the only way for anyone to ever get their point of view into the press and on TV is to claim that whatever it is they’re concerned with is ‘in crisis,’; that some kind of imminent calamity is about to befall them.
Usually, this is just not true. For example, in the UK we are routinely told the National Health Service is ‘in crisis.’ You’d think this would mean that there are dead people strewn in the corridors of hospitals and surgeons are performing operations using rusty scissors and a bread knife. But no. Go into any hospital and it looks surprisingly modern and not a corpse rotting anywhere. The crisis, such as it is, is usually the cry of those who want more funding, whether rightly and wrongly. But it’s not a crisis in the true meaning of that word.
However with England’s national team, as you would have seen on Wednesday, it is not too strong a word to use. Why? Because England, a country of 60 million people and almost as many football clubs, has so few international quality players available that its pitiful manager feels it necessary to field players who have not even played a full game yet this season. He feels it necessary to play a man with jet leg and a painful ankle. He plays people out of position because there is no one to naturally play that position.
A few injuries and withdrawals quickly reduce England to a pile of impotent ashes; burnt out and unable to catch fire, they are a mess.
Although I question McClaren’s abilities at this level, I do feel sorry for him. He has so little resources to draw upon. However, there’s no point in pretending, as McClaren does, that somehow, we are still a world power in football. That if we can, by some stroke of luck, get out best 11 on the pitch at the same time, we can achieve great things. Not only is this setting a standard we will always fail to deliver, it is delusional and allows some in the game to continue to put their heads in the sand; to continue to just hope it will all be alright somehow. It won’t.