Who should the next England manager be after Fabio Capello retires? It’s the age old question that everyone in England has an opinion about. Should he be English or a foreigner? Should he play a 4-4-2 or a formation used by continental countries or Premier League clubs?

Click on the above flowchart that’s a foolproof guide to picking the next England manager. And when he disappoints a couple of years later at a major tournament, please refer back to the flowchart once again.

Tip of the hat to Things Fall Apart blog.