Adult Slides to Be Built at Newcastle’s St James’ Park If Permission Granted: The Nightly EPL

It’s not an April Fool’s Day joke. It’s supposedly a real story. Newcastle United are looking into adding slides outside St James’ Park to speed up the exit for the Toon Army leaving the ground and heading to the parking lot and surrounding areas.

Somehow, I don’t see this fad catching on at any other Premier League grounds!

Here are tonight’s Premier League news headlines:

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  1. Frill Artist February 25, 2013
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