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Adult Slides to Be Built at Newcastle’s St James’ Park If Permission Granted: The Nightly EPL

It’s not an April Fool’s Day joke. It’s supposedly a real story. Newcastle United are looking into adding slides outside St James’ Park to speed up the exit for the Toon Army leaving the ground and heading to the parking lot and surrounding areas.

Somehow, I don’t see this fad catching on at any other Premier League grounds!

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  1. Nelson

    February 27, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    This article could have had more information. Slides for playgrounds or strictly utilitarian? This wasn’t clear at all. How will the slides specifically speed up pedestrian traffic?

  2. Hoosiergunner

    February 26, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    This idea is soooo bad, it is awesome.

  3. RBP

    February 26, 2013 at 11:54 am

    Donald Duck looks like he’s been on a week-long LSD trip.

  4. Eplnfl

    February 26, 2013 at 7:00 am

    Liverpool fans should take note of the Managment style of ownership. They are building for the long haul. Not just to challenger next year with some free agent signings but acquire young players to be at the top for many years. It’s the Fenway model in action.

  5. Dean Stell

    February 26, 2013 at 5:44 am

    Great idea. I hate that as adults there are certain things we don’t get to do anymore just because we’re too big. Put a whole adult sized playground in with swings and everything.

  6. Frill Artist

    February 25, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    Sounds like fun!

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