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Ah Mike Ashley, How I’ve Missed You

There was something inevitable about Chris Hughton’s sacking today, almost if after the last few weeks, it was a case of when rather than why. I was extremely critical of Mike Ashley’s reign in the season that Newcastle United were relegated and yet here we are again, two years on and the man simply can’t leave things alone. The trouble with some chairman is that because they own a football club, they think they actually know about football. Ashley continually proves this isn’t the case.

What I’m constantly astounded by is the Mike Ashley managed to become a multi-millionaire. How can someone who clearly has absolutely no clue about football make his money in sports retail? Hughton had done an astounding job by getting Newcastle United promoted at the first time of asking. Lets not forget this side, in the majority, were the one that limped so poorly out of the Premiership in 2008-09. Hughton cleared the dead wood, refused to panic after the humiliation of a preseason hammering at Leyton Orient and hit the ground running once the Championship season started.

Every mistake he made the first time round seems to be coming back to haunt the Newcastle faithful. Could any set of fans have such an out of touch owner since Peter Swales held the power at Manchester City in the 1990’s? It simply beggars belief that a man who employed Dennis Wise as a Director of Football and Joe Kinnear as a manager, now feels Hughton isn’t the man to take the club forward. A man who believe that Xisco was a better player than James Milner, who claimed that Newcastle fans had threatened his children and has refused to put a penny into the club in 18 months.

As Chairman go, Ashley shows all the facets of arrogance personified. Clearly he is under the misapprehension that he actually understands football when, with the exception of letting Hughton have the managers position, every major decision he has made shows he has none. He allowed Keegan to be ostracised over transfer policy, employed a manager who hadn’t managed to in the top flight for almost ten years, gave the job to Alan Shearer and then never rang him back once the season had finished and allowed Adidas to release that awful, awful cream and yellow stripe vomit inducing away kit last season.

As if I had anything left to surprise me, English bookmakers suspended the betting on Alan Pardew being the new Newcastle manager. Seriously. Sacked by West Ham, resigned from Charlton, sacked by Southampton. Of course now Martin Jol has walked out on Ajax too so he is now going to be the new Newcastle United manager. No-one has any idea really. Yet you have to ask yourself which top quality manager, after seeing the nonsense, chaos and simple bad management on display at Newcastle United would want to work in that environment.

I just feel sorry for Newcastle United’s fans. Often incorrectly portrayed as delusional big club chanting fans, Newcastle, over the last 25 years have seen so much talent leave the club, so many close shaves to major success and yet they find themselves continually run by people with no respect them as fans, as people and as consumers. That, for any set of fans is galling to take. Question is, have they finally had their fill of Mike Ashley or will the continue to turn up regardless.My colleague Matt earlier mentioned his disgust at the decision which you can read here but nothing that goes on at St. James’ Park under Ashley surprises me at all.

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  1. King Eric

    December 6, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Spot on and I really feel for the Toon faithful, this time especially. A manager w/pure class and dedication at the hands of a man w/no class or respect. Hughton deserves better and like most have agreed, I hope he gets it soon.

  2. JP...from The Rock

    December 6, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    Just seen the news!!! I am feeling sick!! I am totally shocked, disgusted, fuming, distraught, worried and suicidal. I feel as if I am wasting my time loving and supporting this once great club as everytime I build the enthusiasm and think positive about the future this sort crap happens! Fking Ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mike Ashley I fking Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Chris Hughton was the next best thing since Sir Bobby and what does the board do?…exactly the same again, chuck the excellent manager of the moment when he’s doing great!

    After all he hard work to have stability and now it’s all out the window AGAIN!!!!!!!

    Ashley you fking mug you haven’t got a clue you twat!! I fking hate you and after this blow I don’t know how I can watch my beloved toon again.

    Great article by the way. Nailed it.

  3. Fernando

    December 6, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    You do have to wonder how a man like Ashley is a millionaire.

    You do have to wonder what direction he thinks is better then the one Chris Hughton had them on.

    I just hope that Hughton doesn’t have to start over with a Championship club, he’s a Premier League manager, his results show that. If Gary Megson and Steve Bruce can find work then so should he.

  4. Iain Foulds

    December 6, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Even as a Mackem, I have to agree with the last paragraph. The amount of talent they’ve had and wasted has been incredible.

    • steve burns

      December 6, 2010 at 5:17 pm

      Cant really disagree with any of that, i just dont get why people are so shocked? Nothing Mike Ashley does will suprise me, you’ve just mentioned the likes of Dennis Wise and JFK, so whos next?
      At least its clear to see this time, its nothing to do with fan pressure, 99% of our fans have given Hughton their backing.
      Mike Ashley has gone to far and this time, just when some of the fans where starting to regain some hope for the future he goes and pulls this out of the bag!
      I just cant wait to see what tommorow brings.

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