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FAIL: Nike's Mount Rushmore Campaign Features Theo Walcott

In one of the all time moments of counting chickens before they’ve hatched, Nike, in all their brilliant ad campaign glory have erected a giant rock billboard emulating Mount Rushmore in London featuring the faces of some of the key England players heading to South Africa. Only problem is that one of those key faces happens to be Theo Walcott, who obviously isn’t headed to the World Cup. The massive billboard also features the faces of Wayne Rooney, James Milner and Rio Ferdinand.

Nike have recently impressed with their “Write the Future” advert, which oddly enough features Theo for a brief second and former Brazilian World Cup star Ronaldinho as a key participant in the video. Ronaldinho like Walcott also won’t compete in the World Cup this summer having failed to earn a spot in the Brazil squad. With all the planning and preparation that goes into a successful ad campaign, one can ironically understand that Nike has no control over which players are picked for final squads. Many will remember back to 2006 when a similar TV spot for Adidas featured England striker Jermain Defoe who also failed to make the final cut.

The billboard, which is the biggest in the UK, will been seen an estimated 6 million times in the final few days before the opening round match against the US and will be available to view until June 20th. The rock sculpture idea began months ago when each player’s face was electronically scanned in order to produce the most life-like image. The images were used by expert sculptors to then craft at a secret location.

In another moment of irony, the words, “PLAY TO BE REMEMBERED”, were etched into the rock formation in hopes the players featured would produce stunning World Cup performances and Nike would come out looking genius in the end. Maybe not this time Nike, but nice try.

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  1. rosetta stone

    June 5, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    Just found this on youtube and it made me laugh

  2. rosetta stone spanish

    June 4, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    I can’t get on NIKE for having Walcott and Ronaldinho in their ads. They are just promoting their guys.

  3. Poker Rakeback

    June 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    Just found this on youtube and it made me laugh and think if the americans really know what they are letting themselves in for this summer.
    Good luck to all you americans making the trip to south africa

  4. Jeff

    June 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Walcott is also on the cover of the new Four Four Two magazine along with Ferdinand, Rooney, Lennon, and Terry. Also, ESPN the magazine screwed up big time by doing a cover story on Guisseppi Rossi in their last issue. Didn’t they realize he had no shot of making the team? He should have made it but it was obvious he wasn’t. At least Walcott had a better than 50/50 chance.

    I can’t get on NIKE for having Walcott and Ronaldinho in their ads. They are just promoting their guys.

  5. randomsausage

    June 3, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Time to get the modeling clay out Nike and fashion a Lennon. I do like it that real managers, like Capello and Dunga, can still screw up the plans of Sports Industry marketing wallahs…..because they, er want to win things.

    Capello was right to cut Walcott. He’s had a crap season and if you’re going to take fast, unreliable wing-men who can’t cross…..Lennon and wee SW-P are your guys.

  6. sammy000

    June 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    That kind of thing represents all you need to know about Walcott. He has been endlessly hyped from day one and has done little to nothing to warrant any kind of hype. And I say that as an Arsenal supporter.

  7. McBride

    June 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Walcott is still a Nike athlete, correct? World Cup or not, one of its sponsored athletes is getting major attention out of this deal.

    Nike wasn’t trying to help FIFA or the English national team, it was trying to help Nike.

  8. Martin

    June 3, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    Too late to make a bust of Lennon?

    LOL @ Arse-FAIL

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