Goals

Total – 29 goals
Season Total – 109
Season High – 33 (Week 3)
Season Low – 18 (Week 2)
Average/Game – 3.63
Season Average/Game – 3.11
Season High Average/Game – 3.67 (Week 3)
Season Low Average/Game – 2.00 (Week 2)
Most/Game – 6 (Dortmund vs. Schalke; Hannover vs. Gladbach)
Season Most/Game – 7 (Leverkusen vs. Hoffenheim, Week 3)
Fewest/Game – 0 (Hoffenheim vs. Stuttgart)

Penalties
Total – 5
Season Total – 13
Season High – 5 (Week 3, Week 4)
Average/Game – .63
Season Average/Game – .37
Most/Game – 2 (Dortmund vs. Schalke, Hannover vs. Gladbach)
Made – 3
Season Made – 10
Season Average Made – .77
Missed – 2
Season Missed – 3
Season Average Missed – .23

Shots
Total – 218
Season Total – 886
Season High – 252 (Week 3)
Season Low- 201 (Week 2)
Average/Game – 27.25
Season Average/Game – 25.31
Most/Team – 25 (Bremen)
Season Most/Team – 27 (Hertha, Week 2)
Season Team Total High – 82 (Bremen)
Fewest/Team – 6 (Cottbus)
Season Fewest/Team – 4 (Köln, Week 1)
Season Team Total Low – 29 (Köln, yep still worse than KSC or Frankfurt)
Most Accurate – 5:15, 33% (Hannover)
Season Most Accurate – 2:5, 40% (Hertha, Week 1)
Least Accurate – 0:18, 0% (Hoffenheim)
Season Least Accurate – 0:14, 0% (Hoffenheim, Week 4)
Season Total Most Accurate – 11:61, 18% (Hamburg) – Barely edging out Leverkusen’s 11/62, which rounds up to 18% (18.0 vs 17.7)
Season Total Least Accurate – 0:39, 0% (Cottbus) – 109 goals and not one for Cottbus?

Shots on Goal
Total – 73
Season Total – 322
Season High – 92 (Week 3)
Season Low- 73 (Week 4)
Average/Game – 9.13
Season Average/Game – 9.2
Most/Team – 8 (Bremen)
Season Most/Team – 14 (Bremen, Week 3)
Season Team Total High – 34 (Bremen)
Fewest/Team – 2 (Köln, Leverkusen, Cottbus, Bielefeld)
Season Team Total Low – 8 (Cottbus)
Best Goals to Shots on Goal – 2:2, 100% (Leverkusen)
Season Best Goals to Shots on Goal – 2:2, 100% (Leverkusen, Week 4)
Worst Goals to Shots on Goal (scoring at least once) – 1:5, 20% (Gladbach)
Season Worst Goals to Shots on Goal (scoring at least once) – 1:10, 10% (Hoffenheim, Week 2)

Fouls
Total – 295
Season Total – 1279
Season High – 332 (Week 2)
Season Low – 295 (Week 4)
Average/Game – 36.88
Season Average/Game – 36.54
Most/Team – 31 (Cottbus)
Season Most/Team – 32 (Hoffenheim, Week 1)
Season Team Total High – 93 (Bochum)
Fewest/Team – 11 (Hamburg)
Season Fewest/Team – 7 (Frankfurt, Week 1)
Season Team Total Low – 46 (Frankfurt, at least for now…)

Corners
Total – 75
Season Total – 342
Season High – 98 (Week 2)
Season Low – 75 (Week 4)
Average/Game – 9.38
Season Average/Game – 9.77
Most/Team – 13 (Hamburg)
Season Most/Team – 14 (Bayern, Week 2)
Season Team Total High – 32 (Bayern)
Fewest/Team – 0 (Schalke)
Season Team Total Low – 10 (Cottbus, KSC)

Offsides
Total – 50
Season Total – 220
Season High – 63 (Week 1)
Season Low – 50 (Week 4)
Average/Game – 6.25
Season Average/Game – 6.29
Most/Team – 7 (Hertha)
Season Most/Team – 7 (Gladbach, Köln Week 1; Hertha, Week 4)
Season Team Total High – 22 (Gladbach)
Fewest/Team – 0 (Hannover, Schalke)
Season Team Total Low – 6 (KSC)

Yellows
Total – 29
Season Total – 134
Season High – 45 (Week 2)
Season Low – 25 (Week 3)
Average/Game – 3.63
Season Average/Game – 3.83
Season High Average/Game – 5.00 (Week 2)
Season Low Average/Game – 2.78 (Week 3)
Most/Game – 8 (Hoffenheim vs. Stuttgart)
Season Most/Game – 8 (Hoffenheim vs. Stuttgart, Week 4)
Fewest/Game – 1 (Köln vs. Bayern)
Most/Team – 4 (Gladbach, Hoffenheim, Stuttgart)
Season Most/Team – 5 (Wolfsburg, Week 2)
Season Team Total High – 13 (Gladbach)
Fewest/Team – 0 (Bayern, Bielefeld, Bremen, Wolfsburg)
Season Team Total Low – 3 (Schalke)

Yellow Reds (Two Yellows in One Game)
Total – 2
Season Total – 5
Season High – 2 (Week 2, Week 4)
Season Low – 0 (Week 1)
Average/Game – .25
Season Average/Game – .14

Bonus Stats – Madonna Edition:
Total Games Postponed – 1
Season Total Games Postponed – 1
Season Total High – 1 (Week 4)
Season Total Low – 0 (Really? I’m sure you can think of at least one week that a Madonna concert didn’t leave a pitch in an unplayable condition)
Average/Game – .13
Season Average/Game – .03

On a scale of 1-10 how bitter I am about this: 4
Any particular reason: Not really.
Prediction had Madonna not intervened: 1-1 with two dozen shots and 3 yellows between KSC and Frankfurt.
Predicted accuracy of prediction: 70%