Tag Archives: Albert Streit

Streit declares “to hell with Jens, I am the biggest Douche Nozzle in the league”

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Who’s your douche-daddy? That’s right Albert! Angered that notorious douche-weasel, Jens Lehmann had grabbed all the headlines this week with his shoe throwing incident against Salid Salihovic, Albert Streit decided to take matters in his own hands by getting into … Continue reading

die Tabelle lügt nicht: Week 5 (Now w/ the Bundesliga XI)

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Here’s this week’s Bundesliga XI. It is packed with Bayer 04, Hoffenheim and Werder players. It does include a special shoutout to the man who ended Energie’s goal drought, an under appreciated defender from Arminia and a goalkeeper who lost. … Continue reading

die Tabelle lügen nicht! Preview

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1st Schalke What You Know: If baseball’s Chicago Cubs had a baby with the Red Sox prior to 2004, Schalke would be the offspring. What You Don’t: All things both good and bad must end. What to Expect: Yes, Campeones! … Continue reading

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