There may not be a British side in the Champion’s League, but who cares? It’s not like the teams that got through could go toe-to-toe with the Prem teams week in and week out. Ahem. Well, we can dream. This week on FFS we have another Anton Ferdinand Turkish lesson, Professor Stat puts John Terry on his stat-board, Roman Abramovich wants a different Torres and there’s a song about Mancini’s scarf. All this and a look at the weekend’s fixtures. Back of the net!

Here’s this week’s Friday Football Special.