Chelsea’s David Luiz Reinvents Himself as Fulham Road’s Socrates: The Nightly EPL

Here are tonight’s Premier League news headlines:

• Chelsea’s David Luiz reinvents himself as Fulham Road’s Socrates — The Guardian
• Stoke City has the best defense in Europe says Andre Villas-Boas — The Guardian
• Robin van Persie could have been killed says Alex Ferguson — Manchester Evening News
• Ferguson has called on the FA to ban Ashley Williams for kicking ball at RVP’s head — Sky Sports
• Laudrup refuses to take Ferguson’s bait as Swansea and Man Utd draw — The Independent
• Michael Carrick’s high pass mark spoilt by Manchester United finishing — The Guardian
• Hillsborough charity single ‘He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother’ is Christmas No 1 — The Mail
• Liverpool to hand Steven Gerrard new deal as Sturridge’s arrival nears — The Guardian
• Manchester City plan summer clearout of players — Football Economy
• West Ham’s Sam Allardyce bans full-contact training over Christmas — The Mail
• England may stage penalty shoot-outs after friendlies to practice penalties — The Telegraph
• Aston Villa and Norwich City reach settlement over Paul Lambert — The Guardian
• Gary Neville forced to end dream of Tellytubby eco-home — The Mail
• Do Reading have resolve to beat relegation? — BBC Sport
• Tottenham boss Andre Villas-Boas rules out January transfer spending — The Mail
• Sam Allardyce calls for review system to correct refereeing mistakes — The Telegraph

Here are the highlights of today’s matches:

Swansea City vs Manchester United:

Chelsea vs Aston Villa

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