I read yesterday that Nani has declared, “Now I can say I am one of the top players in the world.” After picking myself up off the floor I thought, “You idiot. You’re not even one of the top players in the Prem, let alone el mundo.” That of course, begs the question, “Who are the top players in the Premier League?”

Give me your top 5-10 on form players in the EPL right now. Who is being dominant? Who is really lighting things up and sparking his team?

And if anyone says, “Nani”, well, it could get ugly.