Rafa Benitez came out on the attack Monday in yet another bizarre press conference where he inferred that Roy Hodgson “cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.” No, I’m not making this up and I have no idea what he’s talking about, but watch the above video to see proof of how much of a raving lunatic Benitez is.

At this moment, I’m sure Mario Rosenstock of Special 1 TV fame is licking his chops at the prospect of writing Rafa into his script for the next episode. Remember, it was only a couple of weeks ago when Benitez said in a press conference that “White liquid in a bottle. If I see John the milkman in the Wirral, where I was living, with this bottle, I’d say, ‘It’s milk, sure’.”

After bizarro statements by Benitez on sugar and milk, what can we expect from his next press conference? Stories about bread and other white substances?